By Pete Carlson on Sunday November 18, @09:19PM
from the It must be a conspiracy dept.

Shortly after 8 Pm last night, a group of random people walked into the heart of the Jabali Empire demanding to be allowed to watch the Simpsons. This transpired shortly after The Emperor commented on the lack of random women in the Jabali as of late. The amazing timing suggests the shadow government at work in a desperate attempt to distract the Jabali from uncovering whatever conspiracy they must have been about to uncover.