Going to Portland, ME for my niece’s
graduation! See you Sunday, May 18!

See you next Friday, 12-28?

Buy The T-Shirt!

See you on Wednesday, June 7!

Reopening next Tuesday after delivering some of our new coffee-bag bags to the family.

See you on the Monday after Turkey Day!

Reopening Monday after the rain and road work has passed by, hopefully.

Coming Soon!:

Pumpkin Spice Liverwurst sandwiches!

That’s right, you heard correctly! We’re hard at work while away for the Labor Day holiday, coming up with more great ideas for you!

We’ll close Monday 8-29 and reopen the Wednesday after Labor Day.

In NC for my nephew’s graduation. See you Thursday!

See you on Wednesday!

and badder than ever!

Oh, it took some deconstruction…

We’ll reopen Wednesday, see you then.

It’s free! Do you dare?

Hum “Cat Scratch Fever” by Ted Nugent while eating for maximum enjoyment…

Ethiopian Masha:

Masha Natural Organic and Rainforest Alliance–certified coffee comes from Masha Woreda Yeppo Village, a coffee farm owned by world-renown running champion Haile Gebrselassie. The land was a gift from the Ethiopian government, in thanks for his achievements representing Ethiopia. Among his accomplishments, Haile is a two-time Olympic champion, a four-time World Champion and the holder of 27 world records, for distances from 1,500 meters to the marathon.

Haile transformed the 1,500-hectares into a stunning coffee farm with 200 hectares of dedicated conservation forest land, through which the Gahamay and Bosoko rivers run.

Indian Monsoon Malabar!:

The color, shape, and size of these beans from India, as well as their aroma and taste, are the result of special post-harvest processing. Historically, coffee was shipped to Europe in wooden sailing vessels that took four to six months to sail around the Cape of Good Hope and up to their destinations. Stored below the water line and kept in an atmosphere made humid by seawater seeping through the wood, the beans underwent a transformation on their long journey to market. The bright-green beans would arrive pale gold, doubled in size and with an entirely new cup profile.

This “monsooning” process was later systematically replicated in India, with the goal of providing European customers with the cup profile they’d first become accustomed to from India and continued to demand.

Closed Saturday. Reopening Tuesday, see you then.

Behold, the Bacon, Arugula, Cheddar and Tomato sandwich! Now on sale at your local Jabali!

Spurred by the rampant success of this new offering, we’re planning an entire chain of BACTerias!

Taking a much needed vacation. See you next week!

Always working to bring the latest advances to our inconvenience store offerings, The Jabali is pleased to present its new SemperVol packaging. Your breakfast sandwich will no longer get stuck on our patent non-pending cylindrical nutrition warming unit, burning on one side and getting cold on the other! Not with our new space-age aluminum foil technology. Only at participating locations.

Rest assured, our coins are sterile!

Stay safe out there!

One of the ducks is back!!!

Don’t worry, we’ll reopen on Saturday

Sure, why not help a friend move a 32-foot trawler during a small-craft advisory? Fortunately it had a mighty Diesel engine that chugged through the swells and spray.

We, the worshippers of the trash man, don’t celebrate Christmas, but we do honor the coming of winter, which keeps garbage cans from smelling!

Yes, I’m making the annual pilgrimage. The Jabali will re-open Tuesday, Dec. 3 for your caffeinated needs. Pimento Mori.

Tuesdays and Thursdays are my new high holy days, the dual sabbaths when the garbage man comes to take my sins away.

He’s often a lowly figure from the bottom rungs of society, ignored mostly, except when he fails in his mission.

Unlike my previous messiah, I can see him and he responds when I beseech him to slow down as I run behind his truck as it pulls away.

I’m a Roamin’ Catch-All worshipper, there are those who have split away and say I should follow only the Recycler, but I remain faithful to the original Refuse Collector and his trinity. He accepts recycling on Thursday, all other waste on Tuesday and urges me to compost daily, as it is done at the landfill.

Next week: How will universal health care affect my auto insurance?

We will be closed Friday through Monday. See you all on Tuesday!

What’s that mean?

We’ll be back at the end of the month after we feast a bit on Mediterranean seafood and gather new ideas for the Jabali!

Sorry, we’ll be closed Wednesday through Tuesday for Easter, and to pick up more coffee and supplies from the Ironbound!

You can keep your lobster and clam. I vote for the crispy goodness of that Pennsylvania Dutch breakfast favorite!

Yes, we’re turning a negative into a positive with our new Food Cycler instant composter. Come in and get some coffee and some composted coffee grounds for your garden!

People know the Jabali is open and dishing out goodness when they see the deck chairs. When it’s too wet for our wooden chairs, these new plastic chairs signal all is well in the Empire!